Being Talia

Name: Talia
Age: 20
Build: Short, Slim,
Background Copyright: Lynx-Envenom
Studying: Astronomy and planetary science.

Loves: Cambridge, Jellyfish, Steak, Red Wine, Taken Life, Hiking, Orienteering, River Boating, Cooking, My fiancé, and being happy.

Permalink yeahisawiton:

‘My friends microwave stopped working about a week ago. Now it’s asking for a blood sacrifice’

So, it’s happening.

The world’s state of bliss is the achievement of a domineering and totalitarian regime which monitors all communication, controls the media, has policies which include the outright illegalisation of smoking, and, it is strongly implied, operates sham trials and a sham democracy. 

We need to start living as runners, a courier who carries physical communiqués around the city, who’s services retained by revolutionary groups and who avoid communicating via highly-monitored telephone and e-mail channels!

"How much of your personal freedom are you willing to give up for a comfortable life?"

 Watch a video on ACTA here

Permalink I love my big brother! This was so funny.”The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver’s licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They’re not free points either - they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won’t be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won’t even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT’s the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW.” 
Me and my friend are droppin’ shrooms for the first time and it’s been almost an hour or so and the high is kinda dissapointing if anything it feels like we’ve taken a couple of hits form a joint. Do you think we shold do one more each? Our dealer said take one and if you don’t feel within 30 mins you can do another, is this safe?
Permalink OP IS GOD.
Permalink One, Two, Three!
Permalink Spooning and Whipping cream anyone?



It’s just dawned on me. WE’VE DUN GOOFED. It’s the CYBER POLICE…



Permalink The future of the Internet as we know it, is at stake, thanks to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and the Protect IP Act that have been the talk of the town lately. The SOPA bill is opposed by big brands like Google, Mozilla, Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook. If it becomes a law, it can potentially take down an entire website for one infringing content. This poses maximum risk to user-generated online content (think social networks, blogs and forums).((Just made this basic image on photoshop but it made me lol)) 


FUCK IT. I put in some stupid SIMPLE javascript to blackout my damn Tumblr, now Tumblr think I am some massive H4X0R and had completely locked me out of my account and have sent me a “blog reset password” which, I hadn’t received until just now. 

Needless to say I was also blocked from accessing any of the help and support pages, and I couldn’t even log out.